-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.-
SEAN:What's your name, baby?
GIRL #4:Desiree.
SEAN:Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
GIRL #4:What's your name?
-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-
SEAN:My name's sean, I want to get it on.
GIRL #4:Ooh.
SEAN:you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.
GIRL #4:Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
SEAN:Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
GIRL #4:Oh my.
SEAN:--You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
GIRL #4:That's sounds nice, sean.
SEAN:You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor.that's music to my ears.
GIRL #4:I'm already naked, how about you?
SEAN:Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.
GIRL #4:You must look good you stud, are you hard?
SEAN:Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.
GIRL #4:..."Tally-whacker"?
SEAN:No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.
GIRL #4:Oh my god.
SEAN:What?
GIRL #4:-{To other call girl- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
-{Sean groans-
CALL GIRL #2:-{To Girl #4- your kidding?
GIRL #4:-{To other call girl- And his sweet-meat.
CALL GIRL #2:-{To Girl #4- that's so gross.
-{she hangs up-
SEAN:No.She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.
-{hangs up-
what the fuck is happening
-{weeping-
... I'm horny, goddamn it.Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.
