Smoke a Blunt

Smoke a blunt

I love to smoke a blunt man

Hey man you know, my white homies ask me

Do you like uh, bongs or blunts?

I tell 'em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time

I can't be throwin' bongs out the window, you know what i mean



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Then let it go



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Then let it go



I love smoking weed all by myself

Don't have to pass it to no one else

I hit my blunt

Anytime i want

Got so much weed i don't have to hunt



I don't get hyper

I don't get crunk

I do get high

I do get drunk



Once im high and im high no doubt

I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out

Once my high is gone with the wind

I grab my lighter then i flick then i again



Briefly take a chronic break

Weed headache

Big mistake

Im high so i put my blunt down

Turn up my music and dance all around



I can't hear the phone

I can't hear the door

I never leave home 'less

Its time to school



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go



I remember when i started smokin weed

Pickin' out the stems and the seeds

I didn't have enough to buy me a beer

My homeboy told me to hit this here(?)



I grabbed the blunt

I took a hit

I thought to myself

"i like this shit"

It's better than beer

So annalyze this

I don't have to go take a piss



I don't know how to roll

But the people i roll with

Know how to roll blunts like a pole



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go

Hahah



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hahahah

Hold a smoke, uh

Now let it goo

Hahahah uhh haha uhh



Drivin' cross country though minnesota

State fuckin' trooper straight pulled me over

He said i was drivin' fast as hell

He took a deep breath and asked "what's that smell?"

I knew i was busted, at this point

So i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint



He looked at it once,

He looked at it twice,

He told me, "you roll your joints real nice"



Afroman don't give a fuck

Light that blunt and get stupid stuff

Smokin' to me is so much fun

People bitch cause i don't get nothin' done



If you are a little kid

Please don't do the things i did

Anti-drug message? let me see..

Don't smoke weed

Give it to me!



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go



Smoke a blunt

Nice and slow

Hold the smoke

Now let it go