It's the oldest cell phone in the world, yea yea yea
Heavy as a brick with a cord that curls, yea yea yea
But it's alright when I call my baby
Love the sound of the voice and I don't mean maybe, yea yea yea
It's the oldest cell phone in the land, yea yea yea
So big and heavy that it hurts my hand. yea yea yea
But it's alright when I call my honey even though I might look funny, yea yea yea
