If God Was A Girl

You make me sick you're so full of promise Thomas,

Heaven help us God forbid

I bet that's what your mother said

Well all who cares what else your mother said

For we all know what your mother did,

O heaven help us! God forbid



She said it once

Then she said it again

Was it man who made God

So that God could make men

How could a girl wrong the world

If God was a girl



You make me sick you're so full of promise Thomas,

Pray tell me would the rules be the same

If God was a girl

If God was a girl, if God was a girl

Would the rules be the same if God was a girl... ?



She said it once

Then she said it again

Was it man who made God

So that God could make men

How could a girl wrong the world

If God was a girl

If God was a girl

How would she run the world



She said it once

Then she said it again and again...

Was it man who made God

So that God could make men

How could a girl wrong the world

If only God was a girl

If only, if only God was a girl

But nobody heard what she said

Does nobody care what the fuck she says