With a short fuse and Chinese directions
I think you'll light yourself on fire
Because a Roman Candle's got no direction
It just waits to expire
And I know it takes a new addiction
To keep you from what you're addicted to
Which is why I wish I could find a distraction
Whose efficacy is tried and true
This person who thinks this is what I look like
Well it's as though you were drunk for years
And if I didn't know better
I'd say I'd never seen better from you
