Rent A Cop

IÔÇÖm ÔÇ˙trolling food court for girls



Yeah, itÔÇÖs the best job in the world



They know theyÔÇÖre safe with me



They love my little mustache



They love a man in uniform



Oh







With my sunglass they canÔÇÖt



See what IÔÇÖm really looking at



And as theyÔÇÖre walking by



I whisper through my doughnut



Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire







How long must this day go on?



I got to stand here two more hours till I



Punch the clock



How long must this day go on?







No kid, they donÔÇÖt give me a gun



I donÔÇÖt get paid enough to run



So you can call me what you want



IÔÇÖll be hanging at the check out



Checking out your girlfriend



Figure out how sheÔÇÖs going to fit all of that



Butt into that underwear - yeah



Yeah







Hey girl if you canÔÇÖt recall



Where you parked your daddyÔÇÖs car



Then I could help you out



All alone in this



great big mall



Oh







How long must this day go on?



I got to stand here two more hours



Till itÔÇÖs Miller Time



How long must this day go on?



Whoa oh oh, oh oh







IÔÇÖm ÔÇ˙trolling food court for girls







I whisper through my doughnut



I whisper through my doughnut



I whisper through my doughnut



Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby



Light that



Light that ass on fire







Alright, thatÔÇÖs good