Cactus

If you sit in a pot of dirt with nothin' to say -

You're a cactus

If you spend all day starin' at the sun - you're a

Cactus

If you don't wanna get close so you wear a coat of pins

- you're a cactus

If you keep your world barren like a desert - you're a

Cactus

If you have no face and need more space - you're a

Cactus

If you like to hide in the sand - you're a cactus

If you can't seem to get anything done - you're a

Cactus

If the company of tumbleweed is unexpected fun - you're

A CACTUS!



If you fit in perfectly in an empty room - you're a

Cactus

If you hurt anyone who bumps into you - you're a cactus

If your social circle is you - you're a cactus



If you're referred to as "what" instead of "who" -

You're a cactus

If your skin is green and you have no spleen - you're a

Cactus

If simple creatures think of you as mean - you're a

Cactus

If life-sucking weeds won't even go near ya - you're a

Cactus

And if balloons fear ya - you're a CACTUS!



If the world finds you abrasive - you're a cactus

If you're unique with a plain physique - you're a

Cactus

If you're full of wine and have no spine - you're a

Cactus

If you resemble a sleeping porcupine - you're a cactus

If no one wants to sit on your lap - you're a cactus

If you are full of, or considered a sap - you're a

Cactus...