SheÔÇÖs twenty one years older than the rest
But I think IÔÇÖm well up to the test
DonÔÇÖt you think that younger guys are fun?
The only thing thatÔÇÖs stopping me
From some midday ecstasy
Is that you are my best friendÔÇÖs Mum
Because IÔÇÖm thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when youÔÇÖre watching afternoon televisual treats
But Richard and Judy ainÔÇÖt got nothing on me
IÔÇÖll keep you up all night and IÔÇÖll do it for free
Your husbandÔÇÖs off on business for a week
So I donÔÇÖt think that itÔÇÖs too much cheek
To ask if you need company
Think of all those lonely nights
When we could hold each other tight
ThereÔÇÖs no need for celibacy
IÔÇÖm taking pictures but you donÔÇÖt see me
TheyÔÇÖre on my wall and kind of sticky
You wonÔÇÖt know love until youÔÇÖve been with me
SomeoneÔÇÖs in my head telling me what to do
IÔÇÖm trying not to listen because I donÔÇÖt want to hurt you
I couldnÔÇÖt do it even if I was
Crazy
Because IÔÇÖm thinking of you when you wash your sheets
And when youÔÇÖre watching afternoon televisual treats
Susan Kennedy please let it be me
IÔÇÖll keep you up all night and IÔÇÖll do it for free
