Cooter

Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and Luke

Uncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy Duke

Rosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooter

Some may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love Cooter



The girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin'

There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin'

And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooter

We all knew we'd get to see a little Cooter



Now, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hot

And Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lot

And when they took Cooter for a ride in them backwoods

They did things with Cooter (ha ha! ) no man ever should



Cooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin'

No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin'

No such thing as GPS or On-Star computer

Them there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' Cooter



Now, we have every episode on high def DVD

And we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big TV

And Daisy in her short shorts could knock me any cuter

But what we want to see is a whole lot more Cooter



For those of you who think this song could not be any cruder

Get your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about Cooter



Yee-haw!