1. NUDSIE MARRIED A CHATHAM GIRL
CAUSE SHE WAS STARTING TO SHOW
THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM
BUT HE JUST DIDNÔÇÖT HAVE THE DOUGH
I WOULDNÔÇÖT MISS THIS FOR A MILLION BUCKS
CAUSE ALL THE CRAZIES ARE HERE
THEY COME TO EAT UP ALL THE FOOD
AND DRINK UP ALL THE BEER
2. THEREÔÇÖS TABLES FULL OF TUNA SALAD
AND LOTS OF HAM AND ROLLS
THEREÔÇÖS 17 KINDS OF JELLO
WITH A NAME ON EVERY BOWL
THEREÔÇÖS COUSIN JACKS FROM CALUMET
AND FINNS FROM OVER IN ROCK
THE RELATIVES FROM CHICAGO
ARE DANCING OUTTA THEIR SOCKS
CHORUS:
ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION
THE PARTY IS GOING STRONG
THEREÔÇÖS BEER AND FOOD AND A ROCKINÔÇÖ BAND
WEÔÇÖLL BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG
ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION
HALF THE TOWN IS HERE
WE WONÔÇÖT LET THE BAND QUIT
TILL THEY DRAG US OUT OF HERE
3. NUDSIE'S OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR
FIGHTING WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN
SHE SLUGS HIM IN THE BEER GUT
OH BOY IS HE IN PAIN
HIS OLD MAN IS AN ANIMAL
HEÔÇÖS DRINKING KESSLERS FROM A SHOE
HEÔÇÖS SLAMMING SHOTS WITH THE BRIDESMAIDS
THIS PLACE IS LIKE A ZOO
NUDSIEÔÇÖS MA COMES WEAVING BY
WITH A PITCHER IN EACH HAND
SHE STUMBLES SIDEWAYS OUT OF CONTROL
AND SHE WIPES OUT HALF OF THE BAND
WE ALL TOAST TO NUDSIE
BUT HE CANÔÇÖT DRINK NO MORE
HE PASSED OUT IN THE POTATO SALAD
AND THEYÔÇÖRE HAULING HIM OUT THE DOOR
(REPEAT CHORUS)
