1. DIDNÔÇÖT I GET YOU A SNOW BLOWER FOR CHRISTMAS
SO YOU DONÔÇÖT HAVE TO SHOVEL ALL THAT SNOW
DIDNÔÇÖT I GET YOU A LOG SPLITTER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
SO YOU COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY BINGO
DONÔÇÖT I BABY-SIT FOR YOU SOMETIMES
SO YOU CAN GO TO TOWN AND WASH MY TRUCK
NOW YOU COME AND TELL ME THAT YOUÔÇÖRE LEAVING
WITH MY FAVORITE FISHING BUDDY BUCK
CHORUS:
I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
I TRIED TO MAKE YOUR SISTER HAPPY TOO
IÔÇÖM ONE IN A MILLION THE BEST OF THE BUNCH
JUST ASK HER SHEÔÇÖLL TELL YOU THAT ITS TRUE
YOUÔÇÖLL BE CRAWLING BACK TO HIM SOMEDAY
NO ONE COULD TREAT YOU LIKE I DO
IÔÇÖM THE PICK OF THE LITTER THE CREAM OF THE CROP
THE GREATEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU
2. I BELIEVE IN WOMENÔÇÖS LIBERATION
I LET YOU USE MY TOOLS TO FIX YOUR CAR
I DIDNÔÇÖT EVEN FORGET THE ANNIVERSARY
DIDNÔÇÖT I CALL YOU UP FROM THE ROYAL BAR
I LET YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER ON CHRISTMAS
SHE FINALLY SENT THE MONEY FOR THE CALL
SOMETIMES I GET THIS CRAZY FEELING
THAT WOMAN SHE DONÔÇÖT LIKE ME MUCH AT ALL
