1. ALL YOU BIG CITY WOMEN LISTEN TO ME
I GOT SOME SUPER YOOPER LOVE LIKE YOU AINÔÇÖT NEVER SEEN
I LIKE EM SHORT, LIKE EM TALL, LIKE EM HUGE LIKE EM SMALL
SKINNY, HOMELY, I LOVE EM ALL
COME ON
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME YOOPER ACTION
COME ON
GATHER ROUND ÔÇÿCAUSE IÔÇÖM THE MAIN ATTRACTION
SIT ON MY LAP, IÔÇÖLL LET CHA RUB MY STUBBLE
JUST ONE KISS AN YOUÔÇÖLL BE SEEING DOUBLE
CHORUS:
IÔÇÖM A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE
IÔÇÖM A SUPER, DOOPER, A SUPER DOOPER YOOPER LOVE MACHINE
2. I DONÔÇÖT CARE HOW MANY HEARTS I BREAK
I LIKE TO SHARE, I GIVE EM ALL SOME CAKE
THEY FIGHT OVER ME ÔÇÿCAUSE IÔÇÖM SO GOOD LOOKINÔÇÖ
THEY COME FROM MILES AROUND JUST TO DO MY COOKINÔÇÖ
COME ON
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HUGGINÔÇÖ AND KISSINÔÇÖ
COME ON
GATHER ROUND, YOU DONÔÇÖT KNOW WHAT YOUÔÇÖRE MISSINÔÇÖ
COME OVER HERE, IÔÇÖLL LET CHA RUB MY GUT
IF YOU NEED A PILLOW, YOU CAN USE MY BUTT