1. SOME OLD GUY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS SECRET SPOT
WHERE THEY JUMP IN THE BOAT BEFORE THEY GET CAUGHT
YOU WONÔÇÖT FIND A MORE PERFECT DAY
LIFE IS TOO SHORT HEY WHAT DO YOU SAY
IÔÇÖLL BE RIGHT OVER WITH THE TRUCK AND THE BOAT
SHEÔÇÖS A LITTLE LEAKY BUT SHE STILL FLOATS
IÔÇÖLL PICK UP THE BEER AND THE WORMS AND THE GRUBS
WEÔÇÖLL STOP AT RALPHÔÇÖS FOR ITALIAN SUBS
CHORUS:
WEÔÇÖRE GOING FISHING WE JUST CANÔÇÖT WAIT
WE LOVE THE SMELL OF STINKY BAIT
LEAKY BOATS, WADERS TOO, A COOLER FULL OF ICE COLD BREW
REEL ÔÇÿEM IN, WATCH ÔÇÿEM FLOP, I LOVE TO FISH I JUST CANÔÇÖT STOP
WHEN THIS FISHING TRIP IS THROUGH
IÔÇÖLL BET I HAVE MORE FISH THAN YOU
IÔÇÖLL BET I HAVE MORE FISH THAN YOU
2. THIS ROAD IS ROUGH AND WEÔÇÖRE BEATING THE TRUCK
BOGGED TO THE AXLES IN THREE FEET OF MUCK
TWO FLAT TIRES AND JUST ONE SPARE
RIDING ON THE RIM BUT WE DONÔÇÖT CARE
WE FIND THE LAKE AND WE SEE ÔÇÿEM JUMP
WE PUSH OUT THE BOAT AND I TRIP ON A STUMP
I HOOKA BIG ONE AS I FALL IN
HE SLAPS MY NOSE WITH A BIG TAIL FIN
(REPEAT CHORUS)
3. MY LINE IS TANGLED AND MY FEET ARE WET
GOT A HOOK IN MY EAR AND A HOLE IN MY NET
THE BOAT STARTS SINKING AND I LOSE AN OAR
ROWING IN A CIRCLE TRYING TO MAKE IT TO SHORE
STANDING IN THE WATER UP TO MY CHIN
WITH A TANGLED LINE AND A STUPID GRIN
I FEEL SO SAD WHEN THE FISHING TRIP ENDS
I JUST CANÔÇÖT WAIT TO GO FISHING AGAIN
