Going In For Guns

I was on my ACT upgrade, standard 4vX

The AWACS guy was out to lunch and I couldn't get no

Decs

I knew that they were hostile but I couldn't take the

Chance

So I flipped the switch to outboard and said, "Boys

It's time to dance"

And they asked me where you going as I started to

Diverge

Said, "I've had enough of this shit, man, I'm going to

Merge"

'Cause BVR is great but now it's time to have some fun

So Darkstar Judy, Judy

I'm going in for guns



I was flying out at Nellis doing dark grey WIC support

I was out there by my lonesome 'cause my buddy was a

Mort

When I saw that big fat fucker in a turn off to my

Right

He was either lost or he was looking for a fight

So I put him in my HUD and I almost flipped the switch

But then I thought, how could I miss? 'Cause that's a

Huge bitch

And only a big pussy would use his two fox one's

It's time to get medieval

I'm going in for guns



We were back in Iraq for the second set

Killing every fucking thing that they parked in a revet

When I saw me close to 69 trucks parked in a row

I knew I shouldn't do it but I just could not say no

So I called up twenty mike-mike and I rolled in for the

Pass

Knowing my commander, he was going to chew my ass

But this issue's black and white like a school bus full

Of nuns

And someone's gotta make the call

I'm going in for guns



I'd just been out for Mexican and my stomach was in

Knots

From a greasy chimichanga and two tequila shots

I had to step in five for my one DACT

As I yelled over my shoulder, "Don't nobody wait for

Me"

I was running down the hall like I'd never run before

And I began to wonder if I'd make it to the door

'Cause every second counts when your ass has got the

Runs

I made the call behind the stall

I'm going in for guns