That's why I started off slow
And then they get with the flow
And I know you been there too, yourself
Why do we want what we want?
How do we ever get caught?
I'm through with looking for someone else's help
It's myself
Myself
Myself
And nobody else
I masturbate me
Set the whole human race free
Yeah, it's nothing but fun
And it's two on the one who could never hate me
I'm like a jerk?
? cool herk
I'm ready to work it, till it hurts, in the dirt
And when I'm sleeping alone
Or get a call on the phone
It's like I'm talking to myself, and nobody else
I masturbate me
In stroke I create me
Yeah, it's nothing but fun, looking out number one
What you done me, lately?
I masturbate me
Like a Catholic escapee
Touch the hand of the man with the gland
In the band in the stand
When they rape me
And when I think about you... [x4]
I masturbate me
Set the whole human race free
If I live or I die, I can spit in the eye of fate
When they rape me
I masturbate me
In stroke I create me
Yeah, it's nothing but fun
And it's two on the one who could never hate me
And when I think about you... [x4]
