Break-A-Bitch College

Good morning, class



This is your teacher, MJG



Look at me as I write my name on the board



Class, do you see my name?



Do you understand my name?







Well, listen



Okay



Class, today at Break-A-Bitch University



We will teach young bustas, playa-hatas



And all of these weak, narrow-minded young sissies



How to break a bitch



Now



Really, it's so easy







Mister G, I have a question



Yes?



Pimpology today is different than it was in the 70s



Aha



I wanna know how can anybody stroll today



And if so, what proceeds do we have to go through?







Well, check it out



First here's what you have to do







{MJG:



It's time to let the p-i-m-p in the fuckin front do'



One mo' nigga cuttin paper on the down low



It's so twisted in this white man's society



Why it be hard for a nigga when he try to be



Independent, on his own with a plan



You hate it cause you can't understand how I can



Rearrange and change how your daughter was raised



And teach her how to constantly get paid when she's laid



Ain't no use in bein the freak of the city, you still ain't got no ducats



You want a rolex or ride buckets?



Bitch, listen cause you gots plenty of competition from these other hoes



Who think that you supposed



To fall dead, short, lame to the game



Don't worry, put them bitches in your pistol range



MJ fuckin G settin your mind free with the type of knowledge



Class has started, day number one in Break-A-Bitch College







And today, class



We have a guest speaker, Mister Fat Mac



Please introduce yourself...







Good evening, players, good evening



Eightball the Fat Mac here



I'm here to let you know



That these bitches, mean these bustas no good



You see what I'm sayin?



Now first of all, class



Are there any questions?







Ah yes, Mister Eightball



You bein a Professor of Pimpology



Tell me how these niggas let these hoes



Get em caught up in that fuck shit







Alright buddy, check this out...







{Eightball:



Once again here I come pushin that funk into your ear



Do you recall Eightball, the player of the year



Calm cause I'm cool, and I'm cool cause I'm calm



Leavin hoes shell-shocked like they fall in Vietnam



Mayn, some have game, but most of them can't handle this



Those that I think are stars, end up bein scandalous



Welfare recipients, crib full of rugrats



Boost a couple of shirts, and now the bitch think she all that



Freakazoids have a nigga noid steppin up to me



Hoes that'll fuck you fast might be packin H.I.V.



Me, I'm packin jimmy hats



So a hoe won't give me that



Shit about she on the pill



Knowin that her pussy kill



See, through my education illustrations were the key



See, where I'm from only bustas have to pay a fee



Now you might ask what can a nigga do to get started



Pull a hoe and go enroll in Break-A-Bitch College







Ah yeah



Now that was a very nice lecture



And as I walk back over to the middle of the bulletin board



I - I kinda figured, I wondered to myself



And I looked at my class, and I



It seems that you have more questions



Is there any more questions?







Yes



Yes, Mister MJG



I have a question



Yes?



Ah - in 94



Do you think - ah



Any bitches are gonna come up?



Can - can any bitches be pimps?







Look here, look here



Let me tell you...







{MJG:



Now these bitches got a lotta game for a nigga, so



That made me try to see how to break a hoe



What exactly would it take for me to make the bitch click



How damn quick could I make the bitch break a trick



How fuckin long will it take to make my profit



And what kinda justice can this hoe do for my pocket



Talkin space-age pimpin, similar to the oldies



In ways like keepin our business tight, not by tryina be Goldie



These niggas gettin they game picked down to the bone



If you listen on what these hoes have to say, your money's gone



Nigga, focus on your own rhyme, make em follow your own rules



Don't be a fool, nigga, bring that bitch on by to school



I got a class for that ass, and it stars at seven



'I was a pimp' at ten o'clock, break till eleven



Future looks good for the smartest



Niggas in the school of Sir Break-A-Bitch College







Okay class, okay class



Everybody just needs to settle down



Everybody just settle down



We're gonna break in about 15 minutes



But we have one more lecture, one more lecture



Now ehm, eh



Calm down, calm down



I'm gonna take one more question



I'm gonna take -



Are there any more questions?







Ah yeah - ah



I wanna know



How can a ordinary busta like me



You know, you know



...get in Break-A-Bitch College?







{Eightball:



Not long ago I grew up as a youngster in this shit



When all I wanted to do is stick my dick up in a bitch



That dope made my ends, and my ends bought me weed



And all I wanted to see was them young bitches on they knees



Uncle Sam, damn, can I get a job, see



I don't wanna sell this dope, and nope, I don't wanna get out and rob



Today I was coolin like I usually do



I met this hoe after a show that wanted to chew me and screw



Now some busta-ass nigga woulda fucked the bitch



But at Break-A-Bitch College that's called trickin off your dick



On the corner ain't no pimps, real players are low-key



I'm on the verge of a splurge, settin up shop in Tennessee



Ain't no future for the lame, ain't no love in this game



Do you fuck them hoes and trust them hoes and love em with no shame?



9 times out of 10, trick nigga, if you do



Break-A-Bitch College got a scholarship just for you







Ah yes



Damn good class, damn good class



Wonderful graduates



I love em all, I love em all







Now class



Can you all join in with me



For our school alma mater



And let's sing it



I'm proud to be an alumni



From Break-A-College



I'm proud to be...