(words & music by tepper - bennett)Girls on the beaches commit a sinThey don’t show yards and yards of skinPreceding message to you has beenThrough the courtesy of the fort lauderdale chamber of commerceMaybe your yen is for tennis courtsMaybe romancing is in your thoughtsEnjoy all outdoor and indoor sportsThrough the courtesy of the fort lauderdale chamber of commerceAny male in fort lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute femaleWill automatically land in jailThat’s the law in fort lauderdalePretty girls eighteen to twenty-threeIf their technique ain’t what it should beGet love instruction for free from meThrough the courtesy of the fort lauderdale chamber of commerce
