[MR. MACKEY]
And everyone should get along...
Akay children quiet down, quite down
Children, I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His neame is MR. SHADY
Children quiet down please
Brain don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady
Hi there, little boys and girls (FUCK YOU)
Today we're gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say, Hi Bob, ("Hi Bob") Bob's thirty and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cuase Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year-old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hong out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin' lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's lat and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chooppping black (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
Till one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she left someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
Bu Bob would't knock it off 'cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady if off the vodka
You couldn't even since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the
