My Name Is(RammsteinSouth Park Remix)

hi,

my name Is what,

my name is who,

my name isChikaChika Slim Shady

hi,

my name is huh,

my name is what,

my name is chikaChika Slim Shady



[Says] Excuse me?

Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?



Hi kids, do you like violence (yeah, yeah!)

wanna see me stick nine-inch nails

through each one of my eyelids.(uh-huh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like

i did try 'cid and get fucked up

worse than my life is (huh?)

My brain's dead weight I'm tryin

to get my head straight but i

can't figure out which Spice Girl

i wanna impregnate.

And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you

a bass head) nuh-uh! (then why's

your face red, man you wasted)

Well since age twelve I felt like

I'm someone else cuz I hung my

original self from the top bunk

with a belt.

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela

Lee's tits off and smacked her so

hard I knocked her clothes

backwards like Kriss Kross.

I'll smoke a fat pound of grass

and fall on my ass faster than a

fat bitch who sat down too fast.

Come here slut (Shady wait a minute

that's my girl dog) I don't give a

fuck, God sent me to piss the world

off.



Chorus x2



My English teacher wanted to flunk me in jr. high

thanks a lot, next semester i'll be 35,

I smacked him in his face wit an

eraser chased him wit a stapler and

stapled his nuts to a stack of paper. (aaaggghh)

Walked in a strip club, had my

jacket zipped up flashed the

bartender and stuck my dick in the

tip cup.

Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians,

in a spaceship while they screamin

(let's just be friends).

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was

lied to I just found out my mom does

more dope than I do.

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous

rapper make a record about doin drugs

and name it after her.

You know you blew up wit the women

rush your stands and try to touch

your hands like some screamin Usher

fans.

This guy White Castle asked me for

my autograph so I signed it 'Dear

Dave, Thanks for the support asshole.



Chorus x2



hi,

my name is huh,

my name is who,

my name is ChikaChika Slim Shady

hi,

my name is what,

my name is who,

my name is chikaChika Slim Shady.



Stop the tape, this kid needs to be

locked away. (Get Him!!)

Dr. Dre don't just stand there,

operate!

I'm not ready to leave, it's too (oooooooohhhhhhhh)

scary to die I'd have to be carried

inside a cemetery and buried alive.

Am I comin or goin, I can barely

decide I just drank a fifth of vodka,

dare me to drive. (Go ahead)

All my life I was very deprived I

ain't had a woman in years, my palms

are too hairy to hide.

Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk (riiiip!)

I spit when I talk (ach-poo!), I fuck anything

that walks. (come here!)

When I was little I used to get so

hungry I would throw fits

how you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't

got no tits. WAAAAA!! WAAAAA!!



I lay awake and strap myself in bed,

with a bulletproof vest on and shoot

myself in the head. (BANG!)

And I'm steamin mad (GRRR!), and by the way

when you see my dad, tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had.



hi,

my name is what,

my name is who,

my name is chacha Slim Shady

hi,

my name is huh,

my name is what,

my name is ChikaChika Slim Shady

hi,

my name is who,

my name is huh,

my name is chikaChika Slim Shady

hi,

my name is huh,

my name is who,

my name is Slim

Shady.