Suck My Dick

[Eminem]



*talking gibberish*



"translation"



so you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit,



cause i was high when i wrote so suck my dick.







Two pills i pop till' my pupils swell up like two pennies



i'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties



a young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass



so the rats can't chew trough the last pants



I'm like a mummy at night,fightin' with bright lightnin'



frightened with 5 little white Vicadin Pills bitin' him



i'm like a fuckin' was in the hospital lost



stingin' the fuck outta everything i came across in the halls



i light a candle and place it up on a mantle



grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle



so when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin'



[Swifty]it's just to late



[Eminem]Cause once you're hung from the drapes,it's curtains







[Swifty McBay]



I'm an instigator, 380 slug pentrator



degrading, creating murders to kill haters



accused for every crime known thru the equator



they knew i did it, for having blood on my gators



my weed 'll hit you're chest like a double barrel gauge



i'm like a black grenade,that 'll blow up in you're face



with a fifth of me, when i guzzle Remi, i do shit on purpose



you never hear me say "forgive me"



i'm snatching every penny



i gotta be that way nigga, face it



that weed i sold to you brigade laced it



you high and i make the president get a facelift



niggas just afraid, handing me their bracelets



chilling in the lab,wasted



i'm the type that 'll drink Kahlua and Gin-throw up on the mic



your life is ruined, you get socked right on site



and even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight







[Eminem]



So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit,



cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick.



Cause i don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit,



cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick







[Bizarre]



I'm a compulsive lier, setting my preacher on fire



slash you're tires,flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers



plates expired, soon as i'm hired, i'm fired



jackin' my dick off in the bed of barb wire



(Hey, is Bizarre performing?)



Bitch can't you read the flyer?



special invited guest would be Richard Pryor



(Aren't you a male dancer?)



Nah bitch, i'm retired



fuckin' you're bitch in the ass with a tire iron



i'm ripped, i'm on an acid trip



My Dj's in a coma for lettin' the record skip



lettin' the record skip



lettin' the record skip



(Damn!)



*Dj's schratching*



i'm fuckin' everything when i'm snortin'



it's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my Pit Bull an abortion



some bitch asked for my autograph



i called her a hore, spit beer in her face and laughed



i drop bombs like i was in Vietnam



all bitches ares hoes,even my stinkin' mom







[Kuniva]



Ay-yo flashback,2 seats,2 deep up in that ass crack



weed laced with somethin' , nigga pass that



in Amsterdam we only hang out with that hasj rats



at a 'Stop The Violence' rally i blast gats



be you're momma publishin', get you're ass capped



The Kuniva, divide up you're cash stack



raid you're motherfuckin' pockets,ASAP



i don't need a platinum chain bitch, i snatched Shaq's



born loser, half thief and half black



bring you're boys and you're guns and get laughed at



Bitch smacker, rich rapper and their Jag's jacked



and find chupped up in a trash bag







[Dirty Harry]



Strangling rappers to the point they can't yell



cause their crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales



Wreckless, come from behind and snatch you're necklace



gruesome, and causin' more violence than 9 hoodlums



i grapple you're adam's apple until it crackle



run right past you,turn around, grab you and stab you



get executed, cause i'm a loony



i got a yuck mouth and it's polluted



i cock it back and shoot it



i love snatching up players, thugs and young ballas



shoot up the household, even the young toddlers



brigades barricade to bring the noise



while the bullets break up you're bones like Christmas Toys



if a go solo, i'm doing a song with polo



a big chinese nigga, screaming yo,yo!!!



i leave ya face leakin'



run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin'



take a swing at the deacon







[The Kon Artis]



I used to tell cats i sold weed and weights



i was straight until i got caught sellin' them shaped



i'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch you're rent



i got kicked out of summer camp for havin' sex in my tent



with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order



i've bin a con artist since i was swimmin' in water



in Cahoots with this nigga called Fall Out Von



who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (special delivery)



i signed to a local label for fun



say i got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run



ride by you in the rain while you carry you're son



call you house and hang up on you for not givin' me none



born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun



got a reputation for havin' niggas run up they funds



used to be the type of nigga that was full of someone's



'Til i met you're fat mama, now i'm rollin in dough







[Eminem]



So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit,



cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick.



Cause i don't giva a fuck if you don't like my shit,



cause i was high when i wrote this so suck my dick.







[Eminem]



Suck my motherfuckin' dick



D-12



Dirty motherfuckin' Dozen



Nasty like a stank slut bitch with 30 fuckin' husbands



Bizarre Kid



Swifty McBay



The Kon Artis



The Kuniva



Dirty Harry



Haha, and Slim Shady