Out of england, I dream of its creamery
When Im there I dwell on saxony.
In turkey when Ive been due to world war i
Istanbul is the place cos of my birthday.
I am barmy
Bleedin barmy
I got everything
I got everything I want except for hungry
I got everything I want except for money.
Ive got the best round set aside for parties
Theyll have one when Ive gone
In fact, they said so, good one.
I am barmy
Bleedin barmy
Friends disintegrate within circles of cash
Residue after years of fab genius
Is a pension for the jews
And a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on
And hung on a laburnum tree.
I am barmy
Bleedin barmy
I am barmy
Bleedin barmy
Just call me the first
[repeat 10 times]
I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green
I am barmy, bleedin barmy
A dramatic verse
[repeat 3 times]
The programs lot
We break into tune
Take and bring a word
Ring a buzzer
Take and bring a word ( " )
A dramatic verse
