Got myself a woman
Nasty as can be - nasty, nasty
When my womanÔÇÖs time comes
She gets downright dirty with me
ÔÇÖcause IÔÇÖm a nasty man with a nasty plan
IÔÇÖm a nasty man, humpinÔÇÖ and a-bumpinÔÇÖ anytime I can
BoninÔÇÖ is a thang in which overindulgence is never enough
And when the fish ainÔÇÖt bitinÔÇÖ life gets frightening
So hang tough, hold on to your stuff
The pussycat is playinÔÇÖ with the ball in the yard
And the dog is biting his bone
Felt so good to the ball the bone got hard
Felt so good it blew the ball apart
My womanÔÇÖs got a man
Nasty lil ole me - nasty, nasty
She knows IÔÇÖm game for anything
And sheÔÇÖll never set me free
ÔÇÖcause IÔÇÖm a nasty man with a nasty plan
IÔÇÖm a nasty man, humpinÔÇÖ and a-bumpinÔÇÖ anytime I can
AinÔÇÖt nuthinÔÇÖ IÔÇÖd rather be doinÔÇÖ
Than hoochie hoochie hoochie gooinÔÇÖ
AinÔÇÖt nuthinÔÇÖ IÔÇÖd rather be doinÔÇÖ!
Than sweatinÔÇÖ, chewinÔÇÖ and spewinÔÇÖ
When my womanÔÇÖs all alone
And her nasty man canÔÇÖt help - nasty, nasty
She will use her fingers and precious time
To get acquainted with herself
ÔÇÖcause IÔÇÖm a nasty man with a nasty plan
IÔÇÖm a nasty man, humpinÔÇÖ and a-bumpinÔÇÖ anytime I can
Would you rather be-walking the dog ?
Or petting the cat ?
I like a nasty man
AinÔÇÖt nuthinÔÇÖ IÔÇÖd rather be doinÔÇÖ
