I saw you at the Vegas convention
You were touting your latest invention
TV screens to be hung on trees
And you received the highest award
For the full array of colored polos in your wardrobe
And you will know exactly which one to choose
When I unleash my hell on you
There's some kids outside screaming for murder
There's something left in a pot rotting on the burner
Your living room is an empty casket
You are married to blinds too tangled to shut
Your mistress is the light above the parking lot
And the dogs will still be barking at half past two
When I unleash my hell on you
There's a big plane humping the elevation
There's a hell hound loose in the station
There's a hubcap diamond star pitchfork
There's a kid in a ditch doing homework
And every single answer is the same three numbers
And you will know exactly what this proves
When I unleash my hell on you
