When I was 17,
There was a girl,
She had massive boobs,
and hair that can curl.
(Chorus)
Her name was Jordan,
Jor-dan,
Straight from my heart,
Kinda right from the start.
I have to tell you her real name,
Her real name's Katie Price,
She was good in bed,
We did it once not twice.
(Chorus)
Her name was Jordan,
Jor-dan,
Straight from my heart,
But right from the start,
I've told everyone my story,
On a magazine called Heat,
I feel i've made a "Stupid Mistake",
Talking to them on a seat.
That was my story about Jordan,
Jordan and I.
