SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE? EVERYONE THINKS SHES HOT
AND AFTER A FEW, YOURE THINKIN YOUVE GOT A SHOT
WELL MAYBE YOU DO, MAYBE YOU DONT
BUT IF YOU STRIKE-OUT THERE, HAUS
AND START TELLING YOURSELF ITS HER LOSE
CHORUS:
THATS JUST DRINKIN THINKIN, LIQUOR LOGIC IN A CAN
YOUR BRAIN-CELLS PARTED, AND YOUR BODY
BELIEVES YOURE SUPERMAN
THATS JUST DRINKIN THINKIN
AND HERES WHERE THE TROUBLE STARTS
THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE BETTER YOU THINK YOU ARE
FROM THIS STAGE & THESE LIGHTS
I SEE THIS STUFF EVERY NIGHT
A GUY IN A TIE WILL CHALLENGE A BIKER TO FIGHT
OR THE KAREOKE KING WHO GETS UP TO SING
AN OLDIE AND HEARS THE APPLAUSE
AND BELIEVES HE CAN QUIT HIS DAY-JOB
REPEAT CHORUS
SOLO: YOURE GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME
THATS JUST DRINKIN THINKIN, LIQUOR LOGIC IN A CAN
YOUR BRAIN-CELLS PARTED, AND YOUR BODY
BELIEVES YOURE SUPERMAN
THATS JUST DRINKIN THINKIN
AND HERES WHERE THE TROUBLE STARTS
THE MORE YOU THINK, THE BETTER YOU DRINK YOU ARE
YOU BETTER SWITCH TO COFFEE
