Written by M. Huffman and E. Dobbins
Tonight do me a favor
On your way to do me wrong
Drop me at a honky tonk
Don't leave me here alone
I washed and waxed the car today
I even filled the tank
If you're gonna drive me crazy
Drive me to drink
All the mothers and your lovers
Will be happy I suppose
You'll be in his arms again
And I'll be off the road
The highway will be safer
And they'll have you to thank
If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby
Drive me to drink
You're in the driver's seat
It's all up to you
I'll be your dedicated man
Or your designated fool
But if you're hell-bent
And bound to bolt
I can't change the way you think
If you're gonna drive me crazy, baby
Drive me to drink
(Repeat last two verses)
Well if you're gonna drive me crazy, baby
Drive me to drink
