Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ainÔÇÖt another like it
ÔÇÿCause I had it made up
I can tell whoÔÇÖs behind me
They give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase
Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
DonÔÇÖt if you donÔÇÖt
But, if you do
DonÔÇÖt you love too
Honk if you honky tonk
Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swinginÔÇÖ band
A girl on my arm that wonÔÇÖt let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago
Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
DonÔÇÖt if you donÔÇÖt
But, if you do
DonÔÇÖt you love too
Honk if you honky tonk
--- Instrumental ---
Well, just the other day I was cruisinÔÇÖ through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
"I want one of them stickers or IÔÇÖm gonna run you in."
Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
DonÔÇÖt if you donÔÇÖt
But, if you do
DonÔÇÖt you love too
Honk if you honky tonk
Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
DonÔÇÖt if you donÔÇÖt
But, if you do
DonÔÇÖt you love too
Honk if you honky tonk
Honk if you honky tonk
I hear ya honkinÔÇÖ, yeah
IÔÇÖm pullinÔÇÖ over,
LetÔÇÖs honky tonk
