Waving My Dick In The Wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind

waving my dick in the wind

if it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight

but I'm wavin' my dick in the wind



I'm lost in the sauce once again

I'm lost in the sauce once again

If I make it through the night

everything will be alright

but I'm lost in the sauce once again



Its been 97 days since i've laid my head beside you

and a million miles of highway in between

there's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me

and that pig's a pretty mean bastard



You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance

you should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance

give that boy a dime and you could have a chance

to see old Jimmy Wilson dance

dance Jimmy...



I've got a real good feelin bout' old Jimmy Wilson

sho' nuff' he's got what it takes

do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy

cause you're a really good dancer...



Im wavin my dick in the wind