Judas Priest ain't shit
And Iron Maiden blows
Eddie Van Halen's an asshole
And everyone knows
That what we need is
A hero
And what we need is
Someone with a big red beard
And spandex like you
With his name on his shoes
Axl when you coming back
We need you we need you
Asshole when you coming back
We need you we need you
Asshole when you coming back
We need you we need you
Asshole when you coming back
We need you we need you
Scott Weiland sucks
[Solo]
You and Slash
Kicked a lot of fucking assholes in together
With duff on the bass punchin' bitches in the face
Better than anyone
You're better than everyone
You're better than everyone
Please call Slash
On the telephone
Just to let him know
That you're coming home
When are you coming home?
When are you coming home?
Axl when you coming back
We need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
We need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
We need you we need you
Axl when you coming back
We need you we need you
Scott Weiland is an asshole
Holio Holio oh
Scott Weiland is an asshole
Holio Holio oh
Scott Weiland is an asshole...
