Mars Needs Guitars

I'm primitive, I'm a primitive man

I got a primitive girl, we make primitive love

I'm a stone age Romeo, I got a space age Juliet

We make primitive love 'cause I ain't got a TV set



I'm primitive that's what I am

I'm your primitive mate, I wanna be your man

I want you darling, you know I'm hip

Fly me to Venus, in a real gone rocket ship



I'm a primitive man, I said, "I am"

You're up to date but I can't wait

I'm a stone age Romeo, be my space age Juliet

We'll take guitars to Mars and hit the discotheque