[intro]
[ÔÇÖbig wormÔÇÖ talking]
Yeah thatÔÇÖs cool
Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest
Let me slide this dick up on in ya
[verse 1]
[ice cube]
If I was fucking you right about now
YouÔÇÖd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)
Have to go brag to your fucking crew
On how this rap nigga dick you down
Kendo passed them guts and didnÔÇÖt have to kick you down
Who this bitch nigga witÔÇÖ you now?
Do we know about your x-files?
And your sex styles?
And all the niggaz that you think about fucking
And all the shit you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (hahaha)
[k-mac]
If I was fucking you, shit, itÔÇÖd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everythingÔÇÖll be alright
YouÔÇÖre cute as fuck, plus that ass is tight (hype)
Get the fuck on ÔÇÖfore these niggaz start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna fuck tonight
Give herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club
[mr short khop]
If I was fucking you, IÔÇÖd be pakin the piss
The horny weight dick gettinÔÇÖ laid is for chips
Bitch IÔÇÖm tryinaÔÇÖ make grits
Him in with the trojan pack ÔÇÖo six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws
Prep through a half spankinÔÇÖ, breakinÔÇÖ down walls
With tactics, nigga used two proper lactics (double-up)
Hit the twat chopper style
Bang it up back (echo)
[chorus]
If I was fucking you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on
[verse 2]
[ice cube]
If I was fucking you, youÔÇÖd be like fuck everybody
Kill, this pussy yours
WashinÔÇÖ dishes, rubbinÔÇÖ floors
DoinÔÇÖ chores for a nigga
Open doors for a nigga
RidinÔÇÖ shotgun, holdinÔÇÖ forty-fours for a nigga
At the motelly, got you on your belly
In come morcelli
Niggaz calling k-mac, bitches calling kelly
Do it like arthur fonzarelli, hit the lights
So we can try to reform these potential dites
[k-mac]
If I was fucking you, youÔÇÖd be spendinÔÇÖ all your dough (yeah)
Buying nigga shit, that you donÔÇÖt even know (mm)
Credit card maxed out
Bank account tapped out
WritinÔÇÖ bad cheques (hahaha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runninÔÇÖ burs while I take it easy
Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-ass niggaz make the shit so easy
(he was fucking me? ) for sheazly
[mr short khop]
If I was fucking you, IÔÇÖd let the homies fuck too
Run up in the guts bust nuts and weÔÇÖre through
Hey you feeninÔÇÖ
Cooch screaminÔÇÖ, heatinÔÇÖ cleaninÔÇÖ
Tag-teaminÔÇÖ, suckinÔÇÖ semen (echo)
Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving nigga scully (got you)
Hold it till youÔÇÖve chocked off the bitched and got got
And roll one to smoke, grab my shit and shake my spot
(chorus)
(intro)
[ÔÇÖbig wormÔÇÖ talking]
Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha
Ango urginÔÇÖ, probably be vomiting dick for a week though
SuckinÔÇÖ on semen, hahahahahahah...
Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it
