Crying babies keeping me awake
Just bought a new boat but it's too big for the lake
I had a dream last night a beautiful girl came over and kiss me
Instead I woke up to find me dog had pissed on me
I'm a white gx rapper that thinks he's slim shady
I've only had sex one time and the bird had a bloody baby (2)
Oh well I guess that's the way it goes
I'm just like most of those other guys that's addicted to hoes
Like a typical father with embarassing banta
Like a typical tourist with a kodak camera
