Gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday evenin'
WIth a girl that I saw on a bar room T.V. screen
Well, I was gettin' ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o'more shots and beers
The night you know that I fell in love
with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that
Anybody ever seen
Down in the arena...
She we five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama
With a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to tussle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head
Her fans called her "Tuffy"
But all her buddies called her "Spike"
The night you know that I fell in love
with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that
Anybody ever seen
Down in the arena...
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Well, I could not help it
But to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman
I been speakin' of
Things looked kinda bad
Until the day she skated into my life
Well, she might be nasty
SHe might be fat
But I never met a person
Who would tell her that
She's my big blonder bomber
My heavy-duty Hackensack mama
The night you know that I fell in love
with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o' woman that
Anybody ever seen
Down in the arena...
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
