Pretty soon now you know I'm gonna make a comeback
And like the birds and the bees in the trees
It's a sure-fire smash
I'll speak to the masses through the media
And if you've got anything to say to me
You can say it with cash
CHORUS
Cause I've got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money cause I know you think I'm funny
Well can't you hear me laughing can't you see me smile
I'm the man (I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man (I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
Kung fu oh that was one of my good ones
Well what's a few broken bones when we all know
It's good clean fun
Skateboards I've almost made them respectable
You see I can't always get through to you
So I go for your son
CHORUS
I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark
Did you looka looka lookit all the blood
So give me all your money cause I know you think I'm funny
Well can't you hear me laughing can't you see me smile
I'm the man (I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man (I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo
Right now I think I'm gonna plan a new trend
Because the line on the graph's getting low
And we can't have that
And you think you're immune but I can sell you anything
Anything from a thin safety pin
To a pork pie hat
CHORUS
Cause I got the trash and you got the cash
So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money cause I know you think I'm funny
Well can't you hear me laughing can't you see me smile
I'm the man (I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man (I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man)
I'm the man who gave you the yo-yo
I'm the man (repeat
