there was a fat man
that wasnt worried
bout his condition
he wasnt married
till one day he met a woman
that he liked from head to toe
so then he stopped aal
all of the drinking
all the smoking
but the he bothered
arroun' in town
visiting the bar beer
well she loved him
but she dropped him
lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely
christmas brother
lo oo oh oo oh oh oo oh
now that im sober
she dont want me back
now that its over
she dont give a crap
well the fat man
he bought a batman
for his little nephew
but hi didnt like it
he shouted
drop in the crop
on a little pot town
a little shot
and a little fot town
so then the fat man
he got exited
he started shouting
through the walkie talkie
arroun' in town
well then he got fired
cause he was smelling up the taxi
lo(oo oh oo oh...
now that im sober
she dont want me back
now that its over
im loosing my track
now that its over
she dont give a crap
i dont belong to some drunky
i did no wrong please come lady
you got me wrong im not your honey
what have i done someone help me
lo(oo oh oo oh..
now that im...
she dont want me back
now that its over
im loosing my track.......
