3 Sheets to The Wind

Ahh...



Im here and its clear Im gonna flow so yo black



Just get on up or yo get the bozak



Cuz it aint kojak or dr. suess



Its the kid muther fucker and Im gonna get loose



Cuz I got the juice to spruce and get nice and



So enticing strong like a bison



Ruff like brandy and no one knows



That I got more riffs than randy rhoads



Smash, slash and when I trash I bash



I get ill I chill but u dont know the half



I trip I rip and though I think Im slick



Im nothin but a funky country hick



But I still get down with a sound that pumps



And u can hear me from the trucks and the trunks that bump



Never been questioned by the f.b.i



Although Ive tried every method just to get high



L.s.d. is what Im trippin on



And o.e. bitch is what Im sippin on



A big fat bootys what Im grippin on



But for now Im gonna rock and keep rippin on



Down to the muther fuckin a.m.



As I co bump and jump and keep the crowd in mayhem



No brain no pain...now cmon yall and tell me whats my name



3 sheets 2 the wind is the state Im in



Half off the wagon with my feet draggin



Taggin hoes gettin lots of trim



Gettin jocks and props for all the spots I rock



Im true Im blue like captain kangaroo



And for the few who knew yo Im a bang for you



Becuz the kid rock aint no bitch yo



And I aint no radio wanna get rich ho



So count my props you cant get with me and fuck all u cops u aint shit to me



But hoes with guns playin hard for fun



So stay off my dick becuz I aint the one



And for anyone tryin to bust me up



U better chill with that tryin to fuck me up



And if youre talkin shit Im gonna shut ya up



And all ya wack d.j.s Im gonna cut ya up



Cuz I dont give a fuck about no one



And when I wax I tax and thats just how it goes son



Yo aint no sucker



Cuz Im the kid..rock muther fucker



Straight from mo-town and I wont slow down



I cease the cheese m.c,s I moe down



And I show no shame cuz Im down for mine



Now tell me whats my name



It aint eric clapton and this aint slowhand



Im the kid ya dig and Im a rock the whole land



Cuz no man can make a track this grand



And if you know what I know than just....