Well, you're not rich and you're not good lookin,
You don't have a car and you're not good at cookin,
How can you get a hell of a gal like me?
Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
And I never met a car that I wanna call honey,
Oh it's sex and drugs and nuclear physics for me.
I like brains and I like 'em big,
I don't care what the neighbors think,
I don't care what my parents say, I'm gonna do it my way.
Sex and drugs and nuclear physics,
If you have all three I might come for a visit,
If we get to fission I just might stay.
Now do-see-do, and carry the seven,
Twirl your partner, square root of eleven
Fellas, ladies, listen quick,
Now you do some arithmetics:
Oh five plus three?
You can me we can go a date
Now five minus three?
Oh honey that's me plus you
Well I don't care for looks, and I don't like money,
And I never met a car that I wanna call honey,
Oh it's sex and drugs and nuclear physics for me.
Sex, drugs, and the theory of relativity
Sex, drugs, particle accelerators by the sea
Sex, and drugs, and quantum calculations... for me
