I tried to park my car but I crashed it
I tried to ride a bike but I thrashed it
Whatever I do I seem to fail bad
For heavens sake now keep your distance Or you might
Just hurt yourself
I open a door And break the handle
I eat a candybar and find out it's a candle
Zero right in lottery That's just bad luck (but)
Whatever I do
I just manage to fuck it up And I might just hurt
Myself
I´m a walking destruction A living contraction
Still I´m trying to live my life But still like a
Bulldozer
When I´m getting closer Everything just seems, fuck up
I do
Boo hoo hoo
I touched a flower Of course it died
Cheered up a sick dude and he flat lined
Supported my home team and they did lost
For heavens sake now keep your distance at any cost or
You might just hurt yourself
I´m a walking destruction A living contraction
Still I´m trying to live my life But still like a
Bulldozer
When I´m getting closer Everything just seems, fuck up
I do
I hope they don´t use me and send me
As a weapon of mass destruction Cause I manage to fuck
Up more
Than George, W Bush yeayeayea
