Been dry long enough
My brain and body need some abuse
Rake me over the coals
And I'll try to think of an excuse
I set a goal and it won't be hard
Hit every bar on the boulevard
Bad idea yeahyeah you're probably right
But I won't be a designated driver tonight
Off the wagon and on the town
Just how much I've embarrassed myself
Well I haven't got a clue
Did I throw a drink in your face
Or tell you how much I love you
Oh shit I lost my ID
Hook up a Jagermeister IV
