If This Isn't Love

A secret, a secret, I've got a little secret

A secret, a secret, a secret kind of secret

I'm achin' forward to shout it to every daffodil

And tell the world about it, in fact I think I will



If this isn't love, the whole world is crazy

If this isn't love, I'm daft as a daisy

With moons all around and cows jumpin' over

There's somethin' amiss, and I'll eat my hat if this isn't love



I'm feelin' like the apple on top of William Tell

With this I cannot grapple because

Because you're so adorable



If this isn't love, then winter is summer

If this isn't love, my heart needs a plumber

I'm swingin' on stars, I'm ridin' on rainbows

I'm bustin' with bliss and I'll kiss your hand if this isn't love



If she's not the girl and I'm not the hero

The show is got amiss get your money back

If this isn't love



A secret, a secret, I've had a little secret

But it's a secret no more