All Men, All Men are liars their words ainÔÇÖt worth no more than worn out tires.
Hey Girls, bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth, all men are liars and thatÔÇÖs the truth.
Do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit that was ghastly.
He said IÔÇÖm never gonna give you up or let you down.
Well IÔÇÖm here to tell ya that DickÔÇÖs a clown
Though he was just a boy when he made that vow.
IÔÇÖd bet it all that he knows by now.
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Among godÔÇÖs creatures man must be.
The most slimy and slippery now.
There stands the naked ape in a monkey suite.
Behind a little mustache he grew, the shifty brute.
All the ones not choking on the words they ate are
Sweating on getting their stories straight.
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