I knew when i first met him
That i never would forget him
To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare
To sleep with him i was excited
but later i was less delighted
When i found that special present he left
in my pubic hair
Now its a crabby day, unhappy day
Ill never forget him im sad to say
Leave me alone
Im having a crabby day
So to the drugstore without haste
To solve the problem below the waist
Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes
and sheets
Walking home who do i see
But the guy who gave those wretched vermin
to me
He quickly runs to opposite side of the street
Now its a crabby day, unhappy day
To be treated in such a shabby way
Gimme a break,
Im having a rabby day
At home a message is waiting
From a boy ive been contemplating
hes leaving town for a month and wants
to see me tonight
After the lotions been applied
Can i be sure every one of those critters has died
Or take the risk of passing them on
for a long-awaited night
Its such a crabby day, unhappy day
Why did have to call today
Get me out of this
Im having a crabby day
