Big man, pig man,
ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You´re nearly a good laugh
Almost a Joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you´re down in the pig mine
You´re nearly a laugh
You´re nearly a laugh but you´re really a cry
Bus stop rat bag,
Ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag
Ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You´re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You´re hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a handgun
You´re nearly a laugh
You´re nearly a laugh but you´re really a cry
Hey you Whitehouse
Ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha ha, charade you are
You´re trying to keep our feelings off the street
You´re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you´re nearly a treat
Mary you´re nearly a treat
But you´re really a cry
