Motherfucker

I went to your house real late last night



You were tucked in the bed you little sprite



Your dad passed out in front of the TV



I swear to god dude, she came on me







She asked me if I minded going down-



Motherfucker



She pulled her robe off then we went to town-



Motherfucker



She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-



Motherfucker



She asked me if I'd help you with your math-



Motherfucker







She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf



You were tucked in bed you little elf



She told me that your dad can't get it up



That ashtray that you made her really sucked







She asked me if I minded going down-



Motherfucker



She pulled her robe off then we went to town-



Motherfucker



I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-



Motherfucker



You were tucked in bed you little runt-



Motherfucker







I went to your house real late last night



You were tucked in bed you little sprite



She told me that your dad can't get it up



That ashtray that you made her really sucked







She asked me if I minded going down-



Motherfucker



She pulled her panties off we went to town-



Motherfucker



She said that guy's not even your real dad-



Motherfucker



She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt-



Motherfucker