Fess' Song

I was walking down the street

Just the other day

When a guy walked up and said Hi

Hi

He was asking for donations

For some religous shit

And i turned and asked him why

He said "If you by this book from me,

I'll give you eternal life"

something which you won't forget

I said listen mister

"I've got my own four rules,

theres enough life left in me yet"



I take drugs (drugs)

I like sex (sex)

I like looking at dirty pictures

I like lying in bed with fess



He then became persistant

So i turned around

And glared at that man goodbye

Bye bye

You see im not the violent type

But this guy he's just oblivious in my eyes

I then became objective

I said c'mon man dont give that full of shit

Shit

I said listen mister

"I've got my overalls,

theres enough life left in me yet"



I take drugs (drugs)

I like sex (sex)

I like looking at dirty pictures

I like lying in bed with fess



I take drugs (drugs)

I like sex (sex)

I like looking at dirty pictures

I like lying in bed with fess



Drugs (drugs) and sex (sex)

Dirty pictures

and fess



Drugs and sex

Woohooo

Dirty pictures

I like lying in bed with fess

Listen to me

You gotta believe when

I talk about my drugs buddy