Dwarfstar

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

the first time I met him
he said he was a dwarfstar
cause he was small
and he was... famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

the second time I met him
he said I could never be a dwarfstar
because I was too tall
and I wasn't... famous

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar

the thir.... the second time I mean
that I went to see him
he was not in a very good mood
he said