I Peed In The Pool

This was never the place I planned

For my vacation

So I just swim, drink in hand

For rehydration

I'm not a pool lover

I freeze when I get out

But I've rediscovered

One sweet sensation



I peed in the pool and I liked it

It saved me a trip to the toilet

I peed in the pool 'stead of waiting

I hope they've been chlorinating

It felt so warm

It felt so right

It helped resolve my stage fright

I peed in the pool and I liked it

I liked it



This pool's the best one I have tried

Nice diving board and slippery slide

But if you wind up by my side

You'd best start backstroking

'Cause oops I just did it again!



I peed in the pool for the glory

Of staking out my territory

I should get out but I cheated

Now it's not just solar-heated

Finding a john

Is much too hard

Don't see one in your backyard

I peed in your pool and I liked it

I liked it!