The Fastest Guitar Alive

Hey here I go a lucky so and so

Happy 'cos I know I've got my fast guitar

Singing pretty songs, knowing I belong

I am first and last, and always a fast guitar



The fastest guitar alive

Rattling strings like a gattling gun

Shaped like a lovely woman

Stay right where you are

My guitar is a fast guitar

The fastest guitar alive



I'm rolling on like a rolling stone

gathering no moss, I play a boss guitar



The fastest guitar alive

Strumming like a battling soldier's drum

Shaped like a lovely woman

Stay right where you are

My guitar is a fast guitar

The fastest guitar alive



Hey here I go a lucky so and so

Happy 'cos I know I've got my fast guitar

The fastest guitar

The fastest guitar

The fastest guitar alive