(Mayzie)
I was once a plain little bird
Like you kid.
One pathetic feather
Was all I grew.
I had nothing showoffish
What's a plain bird to do?
And there's certainly nothing
Showoffish on you.
(Gertrude)
Thank you Mayzie
(Mayzie)
Then I made a plan
For my self-improvement
No more crumbs, I vowed,
I would have the cake.
Yes, I went to the doctor
(Mayzie and BIRDGIRLS)
Dr. Dake by the lake
(Mayzie)
And he told me sort of
A pill I should take.
Now, Iiiiiii'm Amazing Mayzie
As feathered as feathered can be now
Amazing Mayzie
It was all for sale.
(Mayzie and BIRDGIRLS)
Amazing Mayzie
(Mayzie)
The birds are
Whistling at me now
(Mayzie and BIRDGIRLS)
Amazing Mayzie
(Mayzie)
Baby that's my taIL.
(BIRDGIRLS)
High or low
(Gertrude)
GEE, IT'S fabulous
(BIRDGIRLS)
Watch her go
(Gertrude)
Gee, I'm Envious
(BIRDGIRLs)
To and fro
Mayzie's fabulous tail
(Gertrude)
I wish I had one like it
(BIRDGIRLS)
Left and right
(Gertrude)
Best I've ever seen
(BIRDGIRLS)
Day or night
(Mayzie)
Kid, you're turning green
(BIRDGIRLS)
What a sight
Mayzie's fabulous tail
(Mayzie)
Get those pills
(BIRDGIRLS: get the pills)
And you can have FRILLS
(BIRDGIRLS: FRILLS)
(Mayzie and BIRDGIRLS)
Your Horton is certain to see
And you can be amazing
(Mayzie)
Well, almost
As amazing as me.
