Handicapped Slut

She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes

Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed

I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair

As people laugh and walk on by



I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor

Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky! )



(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (We broke her back now I'm gettin' in

Her crack)

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog! )



I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head

Our...'s always ready to play.

I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan

I know she'll never run away



I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,

Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it! )



(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Her computer does the talkin'! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (It's like fucking Stephen Hawking! )



My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call

Disabled bitches are the dirtiest... in the hall.



(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah! )



Front road parking covered with checks

So electric bed is fucking killing for sex



Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.

Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.



(Are you ready for some lovin' baby? Here comes some sunshine! )



(Whoo hoo hoo hoo! )



(Whah whah whah whah whah whah whah! )



(Hoo hoo hoo ha ha! )



(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Just what I need, Yeah! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah! )

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut

(She's my) She's my handicapped slut



I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin', she's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'. Always

Fuckin' rollin'



(She's my) Handicapped slut.